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Just finished planning my Summer and Fall classes

and graduating at the end of Spring next year is a SLIM possibility.. assuming I get all my classes. That dim light at the end of the tunnel is slowlyyyyyy getting brighter O.O I’m dreading that 20 unit Winter quarter though….

swissstash:

“They called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
Mike Tyson 

swissstash:

“They called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

Mike Tyson 

I constantly reference the phrase in the first commercial, but no one ever understands me :( 

GAH> literally the one thought running through my head all day today. running so much that I couldn’t even pay attention during class.
future edit: I WAS RIGHT.

GAH> literally the one thought running through my head all day today. running so much that I couldn’t even pay attention during class.

future edit: I WAS RIGHT.

RICHARD PARKER

RICHARD PARKER

Probably the most eventful part of my week so far. If only a sploo was in rotation..

You have no idea how excited I right now. I am thankful

You have no idea how excited I right now. I am thankful

gundamuniverse:

Pikachu Wing Gundam 

I WANT

gundamuniverse:

Pikachu Wing Gundam 

I WANT

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

I was going through my old HS yearbooks and found this. Sorry not sorry Ms. Bennett/Mrs. Hinds!

I was going through my old HS yearbooks and found this. Sorry not sorry Ms. Bennett/Mrs. Hinds!

I totally forgot about this samurai denim wallet tether that 2nd gave me for free when I ordered my flat heads 5 years ago? I kinda regret selling it :\

I totally forgot about this samurai denim wallet tether that 2nd gave me for free when I ordered my flat heads 5 years ago? I kinda regret selling it :\

Reminder to self: french kiwi juice lying together

This is what I like to see. My 3 favorite active drivers on top and Vettel off the podium :)

This is what I like to see. My 3 favorite active drivers on top and Vettel off the podium :)